Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Theoretical Physicist & Full Stack Developer

Skills (with a standard deviation of 0.003)

Quantum Mechanics (JavaScript)
String Theory (React)
Particle Physics (Node.js)
Computational Algorithms (Python)

Experience

Senior Theoretical Physicist at Caltech (2003-Present)

Visiting Professor at Heidelberg University (Summer 2009)

Education

Ph.D. in Physics, Caltech (Age 16)

M.Sc. in Physics, Caltech (Age 14)

B.Sc. in Physics, University of Texas (Age 11)

Projects

  • Cooper-Hofstadter Theory of Slow-Moving Particles
  • Paradoxical Moment-of-Inertia Changes Due to Quantum Effects in Supercooled Liquids
  • A Proof That Algebraic Topology Can Never Have a Non-Self-Contradictory Set of Abelian Groups
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